Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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