We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
whose parrot is this?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Who put my cat in the fridge?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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