real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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