are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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