I skipped work to stalk him.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I believe in your delicious
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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