it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Who died my cat blue again?
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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