but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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