It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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