the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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