Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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