it hurts more in the daytime
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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