I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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