If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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