At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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