At least make sure they are 18
Why
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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