I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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