i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I bet he comes in French.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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