It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
