the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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