So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I have fence marks all over my body
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I am naked and annoyed.
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