Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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