my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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