that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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