some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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