are you still at the devil's house?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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