Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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