omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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