who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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