You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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