Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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