the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
