I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
