No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I cannot find my penis.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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