is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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