idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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