If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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