i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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