Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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