why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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