come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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