it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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