i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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