I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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