Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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