hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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