Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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