I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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