shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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