i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize