Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Randomize
