Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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