I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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