We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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