I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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